*When you submit your application, your status becomes "Yeah right!" After it has been laughed at enough, it will become "Looser" Should we deem you
terrible enough, we will send you a packet of forms to waste your time.
Social Security #:
Not top 10%?
SAT Verbal/Critical Reading: sucky SAT Math: very
sucky SAT Writing: extremely
sucky ACT English: extremely sucky ACT Combined English/Writing:
slightly sucky ACT Math: not too sucky ACT Reading: not too sucky ACT
SR: very sucky
you are "Prospect" or "Applicant" this data is the data you made up to make
youself look good. When we get the real numbers well let you know how badly you
did. A notice regarding your overall Sucky Test Composite (STC) will be mailed
in a few months.