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Your Status: |
Not a fat chance (Rejected)* | Your Application is: | Sucks | What's missing: | • Something good | | | | Submitted on: |
Three Years ago (we are really slow) | Last Updated (by you): | a while ago | | | | Your USAFA Counselor: | Hates you | | | | Local Liaison Officer: | Thinks you suck | | | | |
*When you submit your application, your status becomes "Yeah right!" After it has been laughed at enough, it will become "Looser" Should we deem you
terrible enough, we will send you a packet of forms to waste your time. |
Social Security #: | | | | | Name: | | Address: | | | | | | | | Phone: | | Email: | | | | | DOB: | | Gender: | | Race: | | | | | Graduation Year: | | US Citizen: | |
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| | | GPA: |
Doesn't matter | Class Rank: |
Not top 10%? | Class Size: |
OMGHAXORYOUARETEHSUCK! | | | | Test Scores: |
SAT Verbal/Critical Reading: sucky
SAT Math: very
sucky
SAT Writing: extremely
sucky
ACT English: extremely sucky
ACT Combined English/Writing:
slightly sucky
ACT Math: not too sucky
ACT Reading: not too sucky
ACT
SR: very sucky |
*While
you are "Prospect" or "Applicant" this data is the data you made up to make
youself look good. When we get the real numbers well let you know how badly you
did. A notice regarding your overall Sucky Test Composite (STC) will be mailed
in a few months. |
Status: | Disqualified
- History of cellular respiration. |
To see how
insignificant your disqualification is, please visit the DODMERB website at
https://dodmerb.tricare.osd.mil. |
Name: |
A place where 10% requires a 5.9 GPA | Address: |
wtf | | | OWND | | | | ETS Code: |
IHTFP |
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| Congressional Representative | |
Name: | | Address: | | | | | | | | State: | | District: | |
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