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Welcome to Ultra/Rednecks

The following pictures are of random people that i thought would be right at home in my website. If you find yourself to be one of these people please look at it as a compliment. Just think of it as your look being made a statement to the world. And to all the others who aren't on this website please feel free to point and laugh. This redneck is know as the "Cartman", notice the relation in size and shape to the Sout Park character. This redneck can be found in large trailer parks in many parts of Tennesee and Kentucky. They also are notoriously known to be found abandoned in airport bathrooms or ally dumpsters. The redneck here is known as the "dirty-birdy", it may be challenging to look at but examine the bird like features. The tooth-pick torso, the long skinny wings-I mean arms, and the amazingly large nose that looks remarkably as a beak. But there are still more features to this hideous creature, its teeth that look like they were left to rot in a coke bottle for three days and were finally taken out. This dirty-bird is mostly found shoplifting in K-Mart and playing with children who are 5-7 years younger than him. Surely this is a very rare specimen and is most likely endangered.

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