I would just like to thank ::sniff sniff:: my friends who think I am cool and that elected me Senator of this group. I am proud to be in this group and proud to be a real guy in this group. I feel bad for the other men but we all know who the real man is...The Gingerbread man! No I am kidding...I am the crazy one you know. That's why you people like me right? Ok I think I might as well just shut up or I will go get more fudge because my mom makes good fudge. Like the candy fudge not anything else (that goes to all the pervs out there because I know what you are thinking you nasty people) I just want to be loved and I am happy...Wait I am loved so I must be happy but how can I when my shoelace is untied. Such a crime...an unjustice! The law will catch that son of a turkey sandwich with mustard or mayo (your choice) and he will be put away for untying my shoe. Wait but it is tied so I am happy. Ok now that I have go mental on account of the chocolate you guys can sit back and relax and let me do all of the...everything. Well, I have nothing better to do. You all know that I am very happy in my current status with Brandi. I just thought I would say that. I am happy with all my friends to. I didn't know freshman were cool. Well, cooler than me which is not much to say because I am just a little cool in your peoples opinions but still I am happy and you guys have nothing to worry about my crazy ideas and know that you all are cool to an extent. NO I am just kidding! OK well...LETS GO STREAKING...WE ARE ALL GOING STREAKING EVERYONE LETS GO THROUGH THE GYM AND THEN THE PARKING LOT come on lets go.............::far away voice:: come on everyone lets go were going streaking oh yeah!!!
