FUCK is an international word. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck OFF". It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you never read "Fuck off he hinted". In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (Jane was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Jane doesn't give a fuck). Or an adverb (Jane is fucking interested in John) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings “How the fuck are you?”

Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."

Dismay "Oh, fuck it."

Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

Aggression "Fuck you!!!"

Disgust "Fuck me!!!"

Confusion "What the fuck....?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking thing."

Despair "Fucked again."

Incompetence "He fucks up everything."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on."

Lost "Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"

Pain "Fuck! That hurt."

Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"

Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?"

Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!”

Surprise "Fucking hell, what was that?"

Hate "You Fuck"

Disappointment "That’s not Fucking fair"

A poker hand "A royal fuck"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it"

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it"

Apathy "Who gives a fuck?"

Resignation "Oh fuck it"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you"

Panic "Lets get the fuck out of here"

Directions "Fuck off"

Maternal "Motherfucker"

Incestuous "Motherfucker"

Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure"

And, never forget the words of these famous people:

General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"

Mayor of Hiroshima What the fuck was that?"

Captain of the Titanic Where's all the fucking water coming from?

Michelangelo You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?

Einstein Any fucker could understand that

Sean Penn Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

John Lennon Is that a real fucking gun

Donald Campbell The fucking throttle is stuck

Anne Boleyn Heads are going to fucking roll

Richard Nixon Who's going to fucking know?

Niki Lauda I thought I could fucking smell petrol

Mark Thatcher What fucking map

Picasso It does fucking look like her

Christopher Columbus Where the fuck are we?

Michael Jackson It's a fucking skin condition

Pythagarus How the fuck did you work that one out?

Walt Disney Fuck a duck

Joan of Arc I don't suppose it will fucking rain

Miss Marples I haven't got a fucking clue

Noah Scattered showers, my fucking arse

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK". Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature. Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today!

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