Random Lists
Weee...Random lists. Always fun. If you have anything to add to my lists please email them to me. Or if you have better subjects for lists you can email that to me too. Sorry I'm too stoopid to figure out how to put a return link on here but you have a back button. Feel free to use it.
Reasons Nirvana Kicks Ass
- Kurt Cobain's voice. It can be really soft and soothing or really angry and mean. I love that in a man.
- Kurt Cobain's Guitar playing. The man was as close to being a god as he could've been.
- The name of the band is 'Nirvana'. I don't think it can get much better than that.
- They started a rock era. The grunge era. What awesome music. What a genius.
- They get played more than a lot of bands even though they aren't still around.
- The music is just so awesome. Maybe I'm just mental but how could you not be put into a trance by Kurt's voice?
- Kurt Cobain was one sexy son of a bitch.
- Kurt had to go thru so much shit and yet he still was the main man of one of the best bands in history.
- They've inspired so many other great bands.
- They teach kids that if your life really sucks...why not just kill yourself?...ok...maybe not a good reason...oh well.
- Kurt thought of some of the greatest lyrics that will apply to anyone who's pissed off your life. Sometimes you just really need that.
- Did I mention that Kurt Cobain was really sexy?
- Kurt hated the world as much as I do...probably more.
- Kurt found a purpose in life. Something I'm still searching for.
- Kurt Cobain actually makes me not want to do drugs to escape my problems because I realize that I'd get hooked instantly and it'd only be a temporary escape.
- The words "I'm so ugly but that's ok 'cause so are you."
Future Books By Mango
- The Crapstacle of Life
- Learning to Not be a Pussy
- Why Little Kids Piss Me Off
- Problems With the World
- Highschool: What a Fucking Bitch
- I Hate You, Go to Hell
- Me and My Angst: The Never Ending Friendship
- Creating A Webpage: More Complicated Than You'd Think
- The Gooey Body-Cavities of Cabbage (Thank you Lisa)
- The Voices in My Head
- The Wonders of PMS
- TV Show Ideas
Jobs for Mango
- Psycologist - I'd be the one who'd secretly needed more help than her patients.
- Meterologist - I like clouds?
- Professional Saxofonist - Ok...never gonna happen.
- Comedian - Also...never gonna happen.
- One of the people who sits at a computer all day and just puts random shit into a computer database.
- Random business position at a music company - I can dream can't I?
- Teacher - Uh...hell no. I hate kids.
- Professional Tennis Player - Except the complete lack of talent I have a shot don't I?
- Fashoin Designer - You all saw the shirt. It was magical. Don't you wish you had one?
- Crazy Lady who owns some random jewelery store on some random street corner - What a grand life!
- Biology Teacher - I'd be worse than Mrs. Cook when it comes to sex talk time...oh what fun it would be.
