Hey Online Journal,
I have some bad news. I found out that this guy I used to date Robby has herpes. Oh no! Can you believe that? Just my luck. Anyways, since I did let him kiss me I think I might have it too. Herpes could be pretty cool though.
Ohhh! There is this guy Steve. He is so hot and lives like 5 minutes away from my house. At night I like to sit outside his house and watch what's going on from the street corner. Wow. It is really interesting. I have learned which window is his, and it gets me so hot and turned on imagining all the things he does alone in there. Current mood= horny
Anyways, one time Steve can over our house because he's friends with my older sister Melissa. He left his shirt, and I wear it everynight while I sleep. I get all hot and bothered and start to finger myself. He's the real love of my life *even though he hates me with a passion and just hangs out with me because my parents pay him* Steve drinks cheerwine, and so now I do too! It's my favorite drink, and I even saved the can he drank from at my house!!
On to Adam (my sexy beast). Adam, wow, he is so amazing. He was feeling sick the other day so I decided I would go over his house and give him a lapdance. Adam was so excited and it opened my eyes to new career possiblities since I didn't get into Tiger University and am probably going to amount to nothing but a stupid housewife.
About Tiger University, I am still stressing about not getting in. My family not only WORKS there, but they know the real important dean. He wrote someone in admissions a letter telling them I applied and how much I want to go. Yet I still did not get in. I think it's because I'm a fat ugly bitch that wears way too much makeup. Ok, I know that's why I didn't get in because they told me that in my rejection letter. Oh, and they also said I don't have any people skills and the fact that I write shit online about my "friends" really turned them away also. OH well, fuck them. I'll reapply if I'm not pregnant or dead in a year when I start being a hooker. (I aim high).
I have more shit to bitch about, and lots of ways my friends did me "wrong", but ya see, I'm too depressed about Tiger University to get into it all right now. So I will be sure to write you another entry soon.
MUAHZ I have nothing but love for you. I love my online friends! Yay! Hey, will any of you come over to my house for my birthday party, so I won't have to use blow up dolls again? Well much love.
Adam...baby, don't ever lose weight. I love you and don't want any competition.
Until later. Stay sweet as sugar (like me).