»bIO«
»name« jOrdAnnA jAcqUElInE mArIE ______

»alias« jOrdy, shOrty, jOrdy2shOrty, shOrtstUff, shOrtAss, OUtsIdEr, vAndElIzEd, stUbby, Etc.

»numbered« fOUrtEEn

»branded« chIck

»started« jAn. 20^th '89

»identity« Ex-fAlcOn, brAnd nEw trOjAn

»educated at« A grAdE 10 lEvEl

»likes« eO, gOIn on Da cOMp, mY manY wEBSiTEs,
sPEndinG tIMEs wiTH friENds + fAmily, goOd
OpiniOns, oRlAndO blOOm, eLijaH wOOd, viGgo
moRtenSeN, lOTr, HP, MovIes, bOOKs, rEaDIng,
WritIng, ruNNIng, spOrts, tV, cHocoLate,
vAnillA iCe Cream, PoPrOcks, thE sIms, muSic
[aLL tyPes], lIp gLOss, shOppiNg, Cd'S,
biRthDays [10 x bEttEr iF itS mIne!], smILes,
sUnnY daYs, thE raIn, sUmmer, WInteR, sPrINg,
FaLL, sWiMMing, wAter, fOOd, irElanD, frAnce
[wesTeRN euROpe], CanaDa, usA, jOhnnY knOxvIllE,
bAm mAgera, thUrsDay, frIDay, satUrday, jiMMy fAllOn,
eTC.

»hates« sKanKs, bItcheS [thO i AM oNE], hoES,
bEEs, beINg A thIRd wheEl, sOme SchOOl
[cAn't HATe iT aLl, cuZ w/OUt it, I couLdN't
hAvE mEt mY gOOd frIendS!], lAziNess, bAd
OPinions, sUnbuRn, sToOpiD pEople,
bAckStabbeRs, kNow-IT-AllS, bEIng SnowEd
In, gEttiNg sIck, fOLloWers, PoSers, pRissEs,
wEirDos, cErTaiN pEople, wAR, slUtS, sTeAlerS,
peOplE whO aRe PissED oFF bOut nOthinG, monDAy
mOrninGs, bEEs, wasPs, mOsquItoES, eTC.

bye!