Men, and jokes against them
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts dont have eyes.
Whats a mans idea of helping to make the bed? He gets out of it.
Marriage is the price men pay for sex, and sex is the price women pay for marriage.
Why are men like public toilets? they're either vacant, engaged or full of shit.
Why to most men prefer women with big tits and tight twats? Because most men have big mouths and small dicks.
Why do men have holes in the end of their penis? So they can get air to their brains.
When you look at worms we pick up its no wonder men call us birds.
How do u know when a man is planning for the future? He buys to cases of beer instead of one.
Why are men like babies? they make a fuss when u try to change them.
What do men and floor tiles have in common? If u lay them right u can walk over them for life.
Why do men always have a stupid look on their face? Because they are stupid.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So blokes can remember them.
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