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Blondes
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men ? Their legs
Why did the blonde stare at the orange squash for two hours? Because it said concentrate.
What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A brunette with bad breath.
What do u give a blonde with everything? pennicillin.
What do blonde virgins eat? They're still on baby food obviously.
How do blondes get pregnant? Christ, i thought blondes were dumb!
How did the blonde burn her face? Bobbing for chips.
What two things up in the air will get a blonde pregnant? Her legs.
Why do blondes have little holes all over their face? From eating with forks.
Whats the diference between a blonde and an ironing board? Its a real bitch trying to get the legs open on a dining board.
Brunettes
What do you call a brunette with large breasts? A mutant.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.
More brunette jokes will be added in time (Most arent funny, i like to pick my personal favorites)
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