In my latest adventure, I went sailing round the south coast with me Da. It's a beautiful boat, and the freezing cold was made up for by the bright sun, the deep blue sea and the stylin' orange outfit. A little less time feeling hurlworthy and more time waving cutlasses would have been good...but there's always next time- after all, there's a lot of sea to explore....

The lovely boat
Arr, me hearties