One night a lady pregnant with triplets was taking a walk
when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the
stomach three times. Her doctor told her that he couldn't perform surgery to remove
the bullets because it would be too risky. All was well for 16 years until one of the girls came
running into her mother's room crying. "Whats wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a pee and a bullet came out". "It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years
ago. A week later the other girl came running into the
room crying, "I know what happened," the mother said,
"you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?" "Yes" replied the girl. "It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened
16 years ago. A week later the boy came running in crying, "I know
what happened," said the mother "you were taking a pee and
a bullet came out." "No" replied the boy, "I was playing with myself I and
shot the dog!!!!!!!!" |
