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     Did I mention psychotic, too? Woo, we gonna have lotsa fun, mates! If you ever get that feeling, just give your local governor a call and tell him how you feel about his policies. Not a political type? Go get really drunk and pass out. It'll keep you out of trouble. Or get you into more, but that's not important right now. What is important is that you bitch, whine, and complain about all those terrible injustices plaguing your world. And all the while I will add my 2 ¢. It's a great big orgy of  tearing down reality with a toothpick. Enjoy!


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