Based on a true story. I regredably told my mother about this picture. I told her about it because I thought that it really showed my creativity and humor in an appropriate way, and villified one of hollywood's biggest scumbags all at once. But she immediately told me that I needed to take "terrible things" like that off of my webpage and to "stop wasting" my time. I would like to thank my mother for ruining my only creative outlet which I use to channel all of my negetive emotions... :-( Yeah, what ever man.