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The gnomes

Why i kill and capture the gnomes

The weapon i use for catching these gnomes is a golden spork. Not many people know about my spork... so dont go telling the whole world to kill gnomes with golden sporks cause theres only one and i have it... so too bad for you. These gnomes may look kind and loving... but they are deadly and you have to realize that before they come after and steal yours shoes and rip out your esophagus!!! SO! beware the gnomes!!! im saving your lives by killing them definition of a gnome from smarterchild- He is represented in medieval mythologies as a small, physically deformed (usually hunchbacked) creature resembling a dry, gnarled old man. Gob, the king of the gnome race, ruled with a magic sword and is said to have influenced the melancholic temperament of man.

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