Join us or die!

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. You know they're letting you read this crap and you don't even notice, but we're getting stronger everyday! You can't stop it. It's embeded in your speach, your writing, even your thoughts. It's to late to run. There's nowhere to hide. Join the conspirASSy or suffer the consiquences. You think this is stupid? you think I'm kidding? That's what Elvis and Hitler said and look where that got them.