Sebastian's Ode to Steak Ums

O you thin beefy snack

What a joy you are to behold

Is there anything better than a piece of meat that looks like paper?

Probably not.. probably not my friend

A Steak Um is the multi-talented meat

If you cook the whole package and cut them into circles

You can have a hamburger... sort of

Or... if you are feeling like you want a little culture...

A Steak Um transforms easily into a philly cheese steak sandwich

O you delicious slice of pre-processed cow

I am a meaty boy who needs a meaty meal


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