O you thin beefy snack
What a joy you are to behold
Is there anything better than a piece of meat that looks like paper?
Probably not.. probably not my friend
A Steak Um is the multi-talented meat
If you cook the whole package and cut them into circles
You can have a hamburger... sort of
Or... if you are feeling like you want a little culture...
A Steak Um transforms easily into a philly cheese steak sandwich
O you delicious slice of pre-processed cow
I am a meaty boy who needs a meaty meal