This is the most retarded story ever devised by man.I titled this myself |
The Retarded Little BunnyBy Josh The Retarded Spawn |
| One day there was a rabbit named Rabbity. He was a advencherest. One day he desided to go and see the wold. So that day he siad ",Good by". then left his home and started off. Then when he got in the woods it started to rain. So Rabbity ran as fast as he coud into the forest. When he fond a house he ran as fast as he could to the house. When he nocked on the door a wolf came to the door ", what do you want" he said in a andry voice. ",Because it is raining out here"he siad. So when he siad no I fond a tree that was like a house. In the morning I fond a Cipmonck so I asked him what his name was ,and he siad his name was Chipy. Then I told him my name was Rabbity. He asked if he saw his parents I siad no I have not seen your parents. Then I said that I woud take care of you he said ok. So the very next day we were paying tag and ran into a talking tree ,"hey wach were you are going. then he asked us were we are going to go find his parents and go on a advencher so the tree asked if he could gowith us we said sure. On the ather side of the forest was a castle. We had seen a map of the castle it showed us the intier castle but then a falcan came by and siad that the map is a cures and whoever touches it besides the dark master. |
It all started when my friend's Mom married this guy named Jessey (I think that's how you spell his name). Anyway, Jessey had a bunch of kids, each dumber than the next, especially if you look at them in a circle. So, one of them attempts being literate, and this is what he regurgitated onto the monitor.
These children were known as: The Spawn.
To really understand where this story comes from, you... just have to read this, so pay attension
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