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The only Grill with the El Camino Burn

Welcome to The El Camino Grill,

Here is enough information about El Camino's to drive YOU all the way home from Mexico. Everything that you wanted to be answered is here and here alone! Everything you wanted to drive is here and here alone. Everything you wanted to TASTE is here and here alone. So feel blessed and enjoy the ride of the ultimate Metaphoric name: El Camino "The road" (spelled in Mexican Spanish).


Special interests of El Camino

  • El Camino's are the coolest. Give respect and get out of the way.

  • A very normal thing is to place a BBQ grill in the back of ones El Camino.

  • While owning an El Camino or in the presence of an El Camino everything is measured in ounces, or kilos if it’s special amount. For example, when pumping gas, always pay by liquid ounce. Gallons are for sinners.

  • Never underestimate an El Camino. They are, as always, the best.

  • It needs to be understood that sometimes zealous and money grubbing dorks will say: "El Camino's are dumb /ugly /impractable /hickish!" They are of course wrong. Try to teach them or just beat them hard.

  • There are three phases thru-out life. At first you don't like El Camino's. Then at some point you think El Camino's are interesting. The last phase is when you wake up one day and decide that El Camino's are the coolest, ever.


El Camino Quotes

"A desert, the road, my woman, the smell of a fresh grill... That’s all a true one needs."
~Mr. Panda

"Oh baby, take of yer boots ta’ step on my rugs"
~ A hick (humorously referring to the mats in his El Camino)

"People that chew Red Man LOVE Red Man."
~Dustin

"NASCAR! You don't need NASCAR stickers to be ultimate!"
~Chico Umballay (to his mom)

"Turn on the lights ya’ fool. Cops are chasing ya’ again."
~Billy

"Anger, hate, jealousy. These are not what I need right now."
~Mr. Panda

"I have a CD player. I just drive and listen, drive and listen. Sometimes to SlipKnot."
~Jesse Coleman Johnson

"I think men in Camino's are drop out se-e-xxy, suga’."
~Mz. Taco for past 15 years running

"Throw another shrimp on the El-Bar-Bie."
~Duse from Australian