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Beasto Camino

By: River

There he sits. The Ocean's only fear. Beasto Beard, the pirate. Some say he can't die. Some say he's already dead. but he's not dead and he can die. But nobody is brave enough to fight him....... One fine summer day, Beasto Beard and his crew finished there guest to destroy the king of BBQ Land, and take all the gold from BBQ Land. "Yo ho! yo ho! a pirates life for me!" They sang. "Stand in line! Drink up me wine! And that's the end of me rhyme!" Yelled Beasto Beard. "Where shall our burnt skins be head'n Cap'n?" asked a pirate. "To the land of Tulips!" answered Beasto Beard. They all shouted words, laughed and drank. Then a pirate looked up. There was a little falling object. It fell on Beasto Beard's head. He picked it off his head. it was a book filled with drawings of a weird looking thing. "What does it say?" asked a pirate. "It says that the pictures were drawn by John Silver's Mother!" answered Beasto Beard. "What is it a picture of?" asked another pirate. "I've never seen anything so pretty. I think its called an El Camino!!" answered Beasto Beard with a grin on his face. The pirates gathered around the book. Three pirates fainted. "Men! I've had a change of plans. Search every part of Tulip Land until you find an El Camino!" yelled Beasto Beard. "Land Ho!" yelled a pirate. They armed themselves with pistols and knives, and jumped in the water to swim to shore. Cannons popped out of there ship. BOOM!! BOOM!! Shot the cannons. Armies of Tulip Land soldiers started fighting against Beasto Beard's pirates! But the Tulip Land army didn't stand a chance against the pirates. Days later, the pirates win the battle. Now it was time to find an El Camino. "Search every single parking lot until you find it!" Yelled Beasto Beard. "But Cap'n, were so tired! Can't we just take a rest?" asked a pirate. "Um.... NO!!" yelled Beasto Beard. So they searched and searched and searched until they found the El Camino. "Thanks crew!" said Beasto Beard. And before they could say your welcome. Beasto Beard got in the car and ditched his crew. Ten years later, Beasto Beard was found eating dinner in Las Vegas with a Surfer Dude and with a black skull ninja of death.
The End