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Hey guys. As you can tell, I hate Avril. The things about her that I hate are not diffiult to understand. But, I just want to let you know, I hate GC too...but that's still a funny picture.
1)Her hypocrisy - I think she's a hypocrite in the sence that she says something in one magazine, than takes it back in another. "I can ollie, and sort of grind." When actually witnesses say she can go back and forth...and back and forth. That's not skating. And when asked to skate in complicated Avril said I suck...but in an edition of YM she said she was good...make up your mind.
2)Her music genre - I dislike it when people call her punk-pop, when her album is clearly pop with a chord or two of rock. I did do my research on her, because only morons would say something and then not even know about her.
3)Her future - I get discouraged when people say she's the future of music. I hope that whoever says that, either gets a real music taste or gets beaten.
4)Her song writing - She doesn't write her own music. She has a team, get bent.
5) The Avril fans - Look, I'm serious I have a school based website where I asked people to talk about her. The Avril fans most decent answer was "You sux, Avril Rox." Moron. The fans are brain washed by the singer's suposed uniqueness drived by the media. "I like Avril because she skates, plays guitar, and writes her own music!" Which leads me to explain more...
6)Her guitar playing - She played the g chord in 'Complicated'which, by the way, isn't even in the music sheets. She says she plays her guitar as 'therapy', though it seems she sits with a guitar player normally. Fake...
7)Her spelling - Only dumbasses would spell skater, s-k-8-t-e-r and spell boy, b-o-i. That's not Canadian slang either.
8)My friend, Chelsea, on her 'rolemodel' status -"Parents are like 'I want my daughter to look up to Avril' but come on, she dropped out of high school. According to #7 she should have stayed in school.
9)She won't admit she's pop - When commented that she was destined for pop stardom avril is quick to correct,"no, no, no Rock stardom," she says forcefully, "my personality isn't pop. I'm hardcore" yes, as hardcore as a pillow.
10)'No mushy mushy love songs' - Avril hates 'oh baby' love songs, hmm... *cough* Things I'll Never Say. *cough* yeah, I listened to her songs on a scale of 1-10, I give it -100000000000!
11) Only a moron would say they invented that style. It's not at all original. You can buy her whole outfit at Hot Topic...how is that original? And where does she get off wearing those clothes and singing f*cked up songs like 'Complicated.' A song about being fake...just like Avril! YAY! Wait, now doesn't that capitolize on her hypocrisy? WHY YES! I believe it does...
Anyways, I am here to prove that she is a moron. Look, it's obvious that I think she needs to be eated alive by crabs...either the STD, which she is probably crawling with, or the real thing. I hate Avril. DON'T EMAIL ME IF YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH A DECENT ARGUMENT AS TO WHY SOMEONE SHOULD LIKE HER...thanks for reading and Happy Avril Hunting!
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I can never listen to Green Day again. Avril did a horrible cover of them. Die Avril. Die.
Sk8er Boi...The Remix
He was a boy, she was a girl
(I think I've already had that talk before...)
Can I make it anymore obvious?
(No of course not. Referring to them as just a random guy and girl, isn't at all ambiguious.)
He was a punk,she did ballet
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell
(That this song was devoid of any intelligence?)
secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of her friends stuck up there nose
they had a problem with his baggy clothes.
(And the fact he never took a shower...)
He was a sk8r boy, she said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
(I'm guessing she was running out of things to rhyme)
she needed to come back down to earth.
(So does anyone believes she has any shred of artistic merit?)
five years from now, she sits at home
feeding the baby
she's all alone
she turns on tv
guess who she sees
(Zgandor, Ruler of the Dark World?)
skater boy rockin' up MTV.
(Now is this the same skater boy we talked about earlier? Or just another ambiguous man whore she picked up?)
she calls up her friends, they already know
(That she should've held on to his sorry ass and spent half his paycheck on Prada bags)
and they've all got tickets to see his show
she tags along and stands in the crowd
looks up at the man that she turned down.
(Sorry, but if he was somehow able to tolerate Avril is he really worth trying to get back?)
he was a sk8er boy, she said see ya later boy
he wasn't good enough for her
now he's a super star
slammin' on his guitar
does your pretty face see what he's worth?
(As opposed to your ugly acne-ridden face?)
sorry girl but you missed out
well tuff luck that boys mine now
(So now I can spell things the new "punk" way!)
we are more than just good friends
this is how the story ends
(Unfortunately neither this song or Avril's career appear to be ending any time soon.)
too bad that you couldn't see
see that man that boy could be
there is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
(And now I'm about to drain it of all the punkness it's worth..)
He's just a boy, and i'm just a girl
(And all this time I figured Avril was male...really I did.)
can I make it anymore obvious?
(To the fact your writers can't write worth crap? No, not at all)
we are in love, haven't you heard
how we rock each others world
I'm with the skater boy, I said see ya later boy
i'll be back stage after the show
(Because in reality I'm a promiscuous groupie)
i'll be at a studio
singing the song we wrote
(*falls off her seat laughing* I'm sorry did you just call that awful screeching singing?)
about a girl you used to know
fandomination - Chickpea
"Is it enough to love? Is it enough to breath? Somebody rip my heart out and leave me here to bleed. Is it enough to die? Somebody save my life." Avril Lavigne - Anything But Ordinary. No, I won't save your life, you don't deserve it. But I've already got a resume to rip your heart out...:-)
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