Things to do at Wal-Mart
- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
- Turn all radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and set the volume to 10.
- Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
- Put M&M's on layaway.
- Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
- Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell other you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.
- Look into the security camera and use it is as a mirror to pick your nose.
- Take up an entire aisle of toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X-Men.
- Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Switch the men's and women's signs on the restroom doors.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
- Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
- In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
- Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!"
- Go to the food court, buy a drink. Explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
- Go to the dressing rooms and yell really loud, "Hey! We're outta paper in here!"
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