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Pickup Lines

OK, this page is still a work in progress bc I don't have many pickup lines!! Send me all ya got and I'll see what I can do. (ps, these are on here for the hell of it...aka NOT to be used in real life)

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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So, you come here often?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by you again?
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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Screw me if I'm wrong but isn't your name *insert ugly name here*
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DAMN! Your father must be a butcher bc you got two FINE pieces of meat right there!
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girls: this is for you when he needs a drool bucket:
Don't look at me like your momma never fed you.
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Would you be offended if I told you your hair smelled good?
No
Ok then would you be offended if I told you I was a midget!
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Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter!
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The word for today is legs. Let's go home and spread the word.
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For a fat girl, you don't sweat much.
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