~a crocidile can't stick it's tongue out
~a shrimp's heart is in its head
~people say "Bless You" when you sneeze b/c your heart stops for a milli-second
~in a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 yrs, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand
~it is physically impossible for pigs to look up to the sky
~a pregnant goldfish is called a twit
~between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas
~more than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call
~rats and horses can't vomit
~if you sneeze to hard you can fracture a rib. if you try to suppress a sneeze you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die
~if you keep your eyes open by force they can pop out
~rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 2 rats could have over a million descendants
~wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
~if the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
~in every episode of Seinfield there is a superman somewhere
~the cigarette lighter was invented before the match
~35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married
~23% of photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts
~most lipsticks contains fish scales
~like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
~the liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma
~no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
~in 1 year, donkeys kill more people than plane crashes
~the king of hearts is the only kind without a mustache
~American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class
~apples, not caffeine, are more effective at waking you up in the morning
~pears melt in vinegar
~turtles can breathe through their butts
~over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow