
Q: How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Look for his footprints in the cheesecake.
Q: How do you tell if there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: Look for 2 sets of footprints side by side.
Q: How do you tell if there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.
Q: How many giraffes will fit in the refrigerator?
A: None, there are too many elephants already.
Q: How do you get an elephant in a Volkswagon Beetle?
A: Open door, insert elephant, close door.
Q: How do you get 4 elephants in a Volkswagan?
A: Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do you know if an elephant is visiting your house?
A: There is a Volkswagon parked ouside with 4 elephants in it.
Q: How do you get 8 elephants in a refrigerator?
A: Put 4 elephants in one Volkswagon, put 4 elephants in another Volkswagon. Put the 2 Volkswagons in the refrigerator.
Q: But 2 Volkswagons won't fit in a refrigerator?!
A: There were 2 elephants in there, and a Volkswagon isn't as big as an elephant!
Q: How do you get 2 Tarzans in the refrigerator?
A: You can't. There is only one Tarzan.
Q: Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
A: So he wouldn't be recognized.
Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize him because he was wearing dark sunglasses.
Q: What did the cat say to the elephant?
A: Meow.
Q: Why do the elephants wear red toenail polish?
A: Oops, sorry, no Polish jokes allowed.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Q: But there aren't any elephants in a strawberry patch!
A: See, their camouflauge is working.
Q: What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
A: About 300 miles.