Family Feud is so entertaining! All the hosts that have ever been are disgustingly cheesy, but did you know that you can play the game, as in, you're a contestant, but you don't have to be with your parents and you don't have to hear Fat Louie's squeaky jokes. Seriously, try my low-key Family Feud and you'll be hooked. Check out www.uproar.com and look through their Game Shows section. A new game starts up every 3 minutes, so go have some fun on me.

Ciao. Allison.

Allison here. Have you ever read Louise Rennison's book series, "The Confessions of Georgia Nicholson?" The books include Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging, So, I'm the Girlfriend of a Sex God, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas and Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants. If you haven't read them yet, no matter you who are, you absolutely must! Angus is their Scottish wild-cat, "nunga-nungas" are breasts and "nuddy-pants" means "in the nude." If I could be anyone in the world, I would pick Georgia Nicholson in a heartbeat. Read the books and you'll see why. Everyone should aspire to be Georgia in my almighty opinion.

Ciao. Allison.

Oh, and if you happen to be a Hollywood film producer in the market for a fully capable girl to play Georgia Nicholson in your $25 million-contract for four feature-length Georgia movies, drop me a line.

Bonjour,

Allison here. Nothing much has happened recently; I got home from my trip to Mexico City last Wednesday, and then I worked at a day camp, but that lasted for two days. It was amazingly hot and dusty, so I think I'll hold off on going back until next year. I've been sleeping a lot, because my nocturnal habits in Mexico were probably not the wisest choices I've made in my life, though we all know there haven't been many of those. My sister and I were watching Die Another Day last night, and you know what? James Bond is an idiot. There were so many corny lines; I propose we make no more James Bond films ever. Besides, 20 is a nice, even number. If they make another one, then they'll have to go for a total of 25 or 30, and God knows people will be driven to eventually stop watching them. Who's with my boycotting of 007?

Ciao. A.