Super Buu vs Candy Vegito
Buu: *in the sky, holding a blown balled Vegito candy in his fist as dances around* Ha ha! Coffee flavor, my fav!
Dende: *next to Hercule and Bee on the ground* Yuck! Why'd it have be coffee?! That's gross!
Buu: You're not so tough now, are you?! Just tell me not fight now! Tell me to give up and go home! Just tell-
Gotenks: *flys up really fast* COFFEE??!! GIMME!!! *grabs the candy from Buu and eats it* Mmmmmm!!!!! That was goooooood!!! ^-^
Director: CUT! GOTENKS, WHY'D YOU EAT VEGITO?!
Gotenks: *stares at him* . . . w-what?
Buu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THERE GOES MY SNACKY-POO!! TT_TT
Gotenks: D. . . Daddy? *looks at his stomach and begans to sob* . . . F-Father. . . what have I done?! *hugs his chest and faces up with his eyes closed* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegito: *flouts up to Gotenks and stares at him like he's nuts* Gotenks. . .
Gotenks: *sniff* *sniff* *looks at Vegito* F. . . Father?!
Vegito: *nods*
Gotenks: *smiles* *sniff* FATHER!!!!!!!!! *hugs Vegito like he hasn't seen him in years*
Vegito: . . . . . *rolls his eyes and watches Buu*
Buu: *crying and holding a tissue box* I *sniff* love happy endings! T-T *takes a tissue and blows his nose. . . loud*
Vegito: *makes an uneasy face and laughs nervously*
Crew: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Director: CUT! We've got the other Vegito candy! Let's get it right this time people! Aaaaaaaaaaaaand!!. . . . . action!!
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Goku Returns from Other World
Goku: *appears* Hey, how's it going guys?
Everyone: *turn and gasps*
Goku: *grins* Wow! You all look alot different. Gohan, you're a giant!
Saiyaman: *does a look like he's going to cry* Daddy!!! *runs Goku over before he's suppose to and they fall over* DAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *starts crying like crazy*
Director: Cut! Gohan, you didn't wait for the-
ChiChi: GOKU!!! *runs over to them and hugs them*
Director: CUT!
Krillin: Ya know, we could keep this like we did when I glomped Goku in the airplane.
Piccolo: When?
Krillin: In the Cell Saga, remember?
Piccolo: . . . . That was a little disturbing.
Krillin: *looks down and blushes*
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Goku Returns from Other World (again)
Goku: *appears* Hey, how's it going guys?
Everyone: *turn and gasps*
Goku: *grins* Wow! You all look alot different. Gohan, you're-
Saiyaman: *glomps Goku, who barely manages to chase himself from falling* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *starts crying all over again*
Crew: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT! GOHAN, STOP DOING THAT!!
Saiyaman: But I dun'wanna!
Director: GOHAN! STOP THAT AND GET DOWN!!
Goku: Gohan, you wanna hug more? *Saiyaman nods* *grins* GROUP HUG!!
Director: Oh no. . .
Radditz: *from off stage* GROUP HUG!! *runs over and hugs them*
Nappa: GROUP HUG!! *runs over to them too*
All the other saiyans off stage: GROUP HUG!!! *runs over and hugs them*
Non-saiyan and non-namekian crew that's on stage: GROUP HUG!! *join the others*
Chibi Trunks: . . . . Dad. . . I'm scared. . .
Vegeta: Me too, Son. . . . me too. . .
Mirai Trunks: Mom, they don't wanna hug with us! IT'S BECAUSE OF ME ISN'T IT?!?! *starts sobbing and everyone glares at the two present saiyan princes*
Bulma: HEY! YOU TWO COME OVER HERE AND HUG WITH US!!
Vegeta/Chibi Trunks: OH NO WE DON'T!! *get scared as Bulma runs at them with a rolling pin*
Vegeta: Crap! *grabs Chibi Trunks and flys into the air before Bulma can get them*
Bulma: *waving her rolling pin* HEY! YOU GET BACK HERE!!
Vegeta: *pulls the skin under his eye with his finger, sticks on his tongue, then makes a noise with it*
Bulma: WHY YOU-!!
Vegeta: Ha ha! You can't fly! You can't get us! Nah nah!
Chibi Trunks: *was looking kinda dumn with his finger and his thumb in the shape of a "L" on his forehead* Loser!
Vegeta: Loser!
Both: Loserloserloserloserloser, LOSER!!
Mirai Trunks: *walks over to Bulma, picks her up, and flys up to them*
Vegeta: Shit. *Bulma bonks him*
Director: CUT!! THIS IS A CHILDREN'S SHOW!! NO FUCKIN' CUSSING, GODDAMNIT!!!
Vegeta: *hump* Fine! I'll say "darnit" next time, baka!
Director: DON'T TALK TO ME WITH YOUR SAIYAN TALK, DAMNIT!
Vegeta: It's NOT saiyajin, you damn BAKA!!
Director: WELL, I DON'T KNOW IT!
Bulma: Well, I DO, baka!
Director: GOOD FOR YOU!
Both Trunks': Baka!
Director: Oh SURE! You guys know what it means!
Goku: Baka!
Director: . . . .
Saiyans: Baka!
Director: Stop that!
Cast: Baka!
Director: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Cast and Crew: BAKA!!!
Director: YOU STOP THAT!! YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS!!
Veshira: Baka!
Director: . . . The author?! What next?!
Akira Toriyama: Baka!
Director: . . . . . . .
Radditz: GROUP HUG!!
Vegeta: HELL NAW!! *Chibi, Mirai, and Bulma hug him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Director: Please. . . . for the love of god. . . . cut. . . .
Piccolo: Now, THIS was very disturbing. . .
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I hoped you liked the bloopers. If you wish to submit bloopers, e-mail me at jess391847@hotmail.com. By the way, for those who don't know, "baka" is Japanese for "stupid". o_-