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Hi, this site is all about republicans, REAL REPUBLICANS. This site is awesome. My name is Lance and I can't stop thinking about republicans. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Republicans are mammals.
2. Republicans win ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the republican is to flip out and kill democrats.
Weapons and gear:
Republicans can kill anyone they want! Republicans start campaigns ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this republican who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the republican bored the whole town with speeches. My friend Luke said that he saw a republican totally give a speech to some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that republicans have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will bore your brains out!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Republicans are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Republicans are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start voting next year. I love republicans with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about republicans?
A: Republicans are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, republicans are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that republicans are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, republicans can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do republicans do when they're not campaigning or giving speeches?
A: Most of their free time is spent fishing, but sometime they go camping. (Ask Luke if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Luke.
He's a lot older than me and can vote republican in two months,
which is bragable.
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