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Eating Pussy, Cunnilingus




How to Eat Pussy

or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus or as I prefer to call it "Muff Diving".

Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings.  

The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there would be instructions, or a map, or a help icon.   

Preparing for Cunnilingus

Receiving It
Many women are conscious of the way they taste and smell to their partner. There are also a good number of men who are borderline as to whether they like the taste and smell of a woman. If you know your partner has a preference one way or another, it's a good idea to indulge it. If you're not sure, you should take some extra steps to make sure that your lover gets as positive an experience as possible. The rewards are obvious.

A thorough cleaning is a must. A shower or bath is preferable, but even a couple of minutes in a pool or hot tub can do the job nicely. You may also want to carefully dab a little perfume on your inner thighs. Be very careful not to get any into the vagina as this can be very painful. Just a hint of a good smell on the way in is all they'll need to reach the promised land.

Make sure your partner knows how much you'll enjoy it and how hot it gets you. There's nothing better than an eager partner. Tell him how good he is at it. Mention his "silver tongue", oral stamina or perfect technique for encouragement both before your session and during its early stages.

Giving It
Since many women are self conscious about their taste and smell, make sure you tell her how much you love her taste. Tell her your mouth is watering at the very thought of licking her vagina. Mention how much you love to lick away at her clit. The more comfortable she feels about having you go down on her, the more relaxed she'll be. It's much easier for a woman to orgasm when she's relaxed.

Before heading for the promised land, make sure that her body is positioned so that she can be comfortable there for 15-30 minutes. Comfort is the key to the promised land, so be patient and muff dive correctly. Remember,  women need fairly constant stimulation.


I have spent 35 years perfecting the skills necessary to pleasure a lady.  I have had the pleasure of muff diving ladies that call me often for a repeat performance.  

Women love to be teased.  I know the inner part of their thigh is the most tender spot. I lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of my tongue. I come close to her pussy, but donít go there yet.  I make her anticipate it and wait until she is so horny that she practically begs for it.  

I start out softly and with the tip of my tongue I lick at her clitoris very gently so I don't smother it and deaden the sensation.   After I stimulate the clitoris I insert my stiffened tongue into there her beautiful vagina.  I lick it softly and steadily until she become more and more aroused. The persistent rhythmic licking of my tongue tip on her our clitoris is what will eventually bring her to an orgasm.  I have had ladies have multiple orgasms (52) during one intimate session.  I usually keep licking the clitoris for about 30 minutes. It takes a woman a lot longer to orgasm than a man. This is where stamina becomes very important. 

I never make the mistake many men make by licking the clitoris too soon, before the proper teasing has been done. I take my time!  If you think you are special email me )

It has been said that while there are many men who can do the job sexually, there are very few who are experts in the art of cunnilingus.

Lets talk technique. Emily Dickenson once wrote that "a good loverís hands never stop moving." She meant moving on the woman's body, not on your own johnson or on the remote. Constant motion is important.

Cunnilingus Licking & Eating Pussy

It has been said that while there are many men who can do the job sexually, there are very few who are experts in the art of cunnilingus. Women will do virtually anything for a man who can bring them to countless orgasms with his tongue alone. In fact, for many women, cunnilingus is the only way they can experience orgasm.

I've detailed the best cunnilingus tips, techniques and positions. Master them all and you'll be an expert in high demand with the ladies. Wait until the first stories of your "golden tongue" get out.

Remember, each woman is different. Some techniques work better on one kind of woman than another. With each new woman you muff dive on, experiment with several techniques and watch how she responds. Then go back to her favorite and bring her home.

Start Psychological
Start with the mental aspect. It's a vastly underrated element of a woman's sexuality and is almost completely misunderstood by the male species. Many women are self conscious about the way they taste and/or smell, especially when experimenting with a new partner. Tell her how much you're looking forward to tasting her sweet juices. Tell her you love the taste - it really turns you on. Tell her you're going to devour every last drop she has to offer. Tell her that you're good at it and you can't wait to show off your skills. Tell her all these things and anything else you can think of along the same lines. You want her to be comfortable sticking her crotch into your mouth, so it's best to lay the groundwork with some sweet talking.

Gentle Stroking
Once you've got her naked, begin with some soft stroking of her inner thighs. Stay away from her vagina, but let every soft stroke get tantalizingly closer and closer. Direct the strokes from the knees towards the vagina. This may tickle her a little, but she'll love every minute.

Position yourself comfortably so that your mouth is comfortably at clit level. You can be in any number of positions, but it's important that you're both comfortable. I highly recommend the laying flat position for beginners as it is easy and intuitive. Once you're set, begin by softly kissing the outer lips of the vagina. Work your way around, teasing the lips with your tongue.

First Contact
As you reach the clitoris, dart your tongue in from underneath the clit and give it a good lick from the base to the tip. This will give you a good indication of how much direct clitoral stimulation she can take at this point. Try circling the clit for a while to get her rolling. Keep stimulating the area around the clit and the clit itself until she can take direct stimulation. For some women, this will be immediate, for others, you'll need to tease the area a bit before she can handle the direct contact.

Engage the Clitoris
Most of the time, you can actually feel the clitoris harden and swell with blood. This is a sign to you that it's time to focus on her pleasure button. Once you begin working hard on the clitoris, you can use a variety of techniques, but don't take your lips, tongue and mouth away from it. It's vital that you give the clit constant attention. You'll find that some women like different types of strokes than others, but, for the most part, you can simply wail away with your tongue back and forth across the clitoris to get the job done. Or lick it like a thirsty dog lapping at an ice cream cone.  

The Home Stretch
Many women will start to buck and moan at this point. Their legs may start shaking and many will actually start thrusting their vagina deeper into your mouth. In some cases they're trying to position their clit just right on your tongue, but most of the time they're just enjoying the ride. In any case, this is the time to really dig in, intensify your efforts and go after the clitoris until she's spent. Try a clitoral blowjob or some tongue fucking when she's deep within the throes of ecstasy and she's likely to go over the edge with a mind blowing clitoral orgasm.

Mopping Up
Be careful here, as a large percentage of women become hyper-sensitive in the clitoral area just after orgasm. Even the tiniest touch can be painful. Most will push you away from the area when they're through. Don't sweat it. Your work is done.

Close the Deal
Tell her how she has the sweetest taste to her. Tell her you really can't believe how good it was and how much you enjoyed it. Trust us, she'll be back.  Believe me she will want more.

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