How to Eat Pussy
or Everything You
Need to Know About Cunnilingus or as I prefer to call it
Eating pussy can be one of the
most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the
cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected,
desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the
dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women
expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are
always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many
classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook
your other shortcomings.
The vagina is a mystery to most
men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and
then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its
full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted
something so complex you'd think there would be instructions, or a
map, or a help icon.
Many women are conscious of the way they taste and smell to their
partner. There are also a good number of men who are borderline as
to whether they like the taste and smell of a woman. If you know
your partner has a preference one way or another, it's a good idea
to indulge it. If you're not sure, you should take some extra
steps to make sure that your lover gets as positive an experience
as possible. The rewards are obvious.
A thorough cleaning
is a must. A shower or bath is preferable, but
even a couple of minutes in a pool or hot tub can do the job
nicely. You may also want to carefully dab a little perfume on
your inner thighs. Be very careful not to get any into the vagina
as this can be very painful. Just a hint of a good smell on the
way in is all they'll need to reach the promised land.
Make sure your partner knows how much you'll enjoy it and
how hot it gets you. There's nothing better than an eager partner.
Tell him how good he is at it. Mention his "silver
tongue", oral stamina or perfect technique for encouragement
both before your session and during its early stages.
Since many women are self conscious about their taste and
smell, make sure you tell her how much you love her taste. Tell
her your mouth is watering at the very thought of licking her
vagina. Mention how much
you love to lick away at her clit. The more comfortable she feels
about having you go down on her, the more relaxed she'll be. It's
much easier for a woman to orgasm when she's relaxed.
Before heading for the promised land, make sure that her body
is positioned so that she can be comfortable there for 15-30
minutes. Comfort is the key to the promised land, so be patient
and muff dive correctly. Remember, women need fairly constant
I have spent 35 years perfecting the skills
necessary to pleasure a lady. I have had the pleasure of
muff diving ladies that call me often for a repeat
love to be teased. I
know the inner part of their thigh is the most tender spot. I lick
it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of my tongue. I come
close to her pussy, but donít go there yet.
I make her anticipate it and wait until she is so horny
that she practically begs for it.
I start out softly and with the tip of my tongue I lick at her
clitoris very gently so I don't smother it and deaden the
I stimulate the clitoris I insert my stiffened tongue into there
beautiful vagina. I
lick it softly and steadily until she become more and more
aroused. The persistent rhythmic licking of my tongue tip on her
clitoris is what will eventually bring her to an orgasm.
I have had ladies have multiple orgasms (52) during one
intimate session. I
usually keep licking the clitoris for about 30 minutes. It takes a
woman a lot longer to orgasm than a man. This is where stamina
becomes very important.
I never make the mistake many men make by licking the
clitoris too soon, before the proper teasing has been done. I take
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|It has been said that while there are many men who can do the job
sexually, there are very few who are experts in the art of cunnilingus.
Lets talk technique. Emily Dickenson
once wrote that "a good loverís hands never stop moving."
She meant moving on the woman's body, not on your own johnson or on the
remote. Constant motion is important.
Licking & Eating Pussy
It has been said that while there are many men who can do the job
sexually, there are very few who are experts in the art of cunnilingus.
Women will do virtually anything for a man who can bring them to
countless orgasms with his tongue alone. In fact, for many women,
cunnilingus is the only way they can experience orgasm.
I've detailed the best cunnilingus tips, techniques and positions.
Master them all and you'll be an expert in high demand with the ladies.
Wait until the first stories of your "golden tongue" get out.
Remember, each woman is different. Some techniques work better on one
kind of woman than another. With each new woman you muff dive on,
experiment with several techniques and watch how she responds. Then go
back to her favorite and bring her home.
Start with the mental aspect. It's a vastly underrated element of a
woman's sexuality and is almost completely misunderstood by the male
species. Many women are self conscious about the way they taste and/or
smell, especially when experimenting with a new partner. Tell her how
much you're looking forward to tasting her sweet juices. Tell her you
love the taste - it really turns you on. Tell her you're going to devour
every last drop she has to offer. Tell her that you're good at it and
you can't wait to show off your skills. Tell her all these things and
anything else you can think of along the same lines. You want her to be
comfortable sticking her crotch into your mouth, so it's best to lay the
groundwork with some sweet talking.
Once you've got her naked, begin with some soft stroking of her inner
thighs. Stay away from her vagina, but let every soft stroke get
tantalizingly closer and closer. Direct the strokes from the knees
towards the vagina. This may tickle her a little, but she'll love every
Position yourself comfortably so that your mouth is comfortably at clit
level. You can be in any number of positions,
but it's important that you're both comfortable. I highly recommend the
laying flat position for beginners as it is easy and intuitive. Once you're
set, begin by softly kissing the outer lips of the vagina. Work your way
around, teasing the lips with your tongue.
As you reach the clitoris, dart your tongue in from underneath the clit
and give it a good lick from the base to the tip. This will give you a
good indication of how much direct clitoral stimulation she can take at
this point. Try circling
the clit for a while to get her rolling. Keep stimulating the area
around the clit and the clit itself until she can take direct
stimulation. For some women, this will be immediate, for others, you'll
need to tease the area a bit before she can handle the direct contact.
Engage the Clitoris
Most of the time, you can actually feel the clitoris harden and swell
with blood. This is a sign to you that it's time to focus on her
pleasure button. Once you begin working hard on the clitoris, you can
use a variety of techniques,
but don't take your lips, tongue and mouth away from it. It's vital that
you give the clit constant attention. You'll find that some women like
different types of strokes than others, but, for the most part, you can
simply wail away with your tongue back and forth across the clitoris to
get the job done. Or lick it like a thirsty dog lapping at an ice cream
The Home Stretch
Many women will start to buck and moan at this point. Their legs may
start shaking and many will actually start thrusting their vagina deeper
into your mouth. In some cases they're trying to position their clit
just right on your tongue, but most of the time they're just enjoying
the ride. In any case, this is the time to really dig in, intensify your
efforts and go after the clitoris until she's spent. Try a clitoral
blowjob or some tongue
fucking when she's deep within the throes of ecstasy and she's
likely to go over the edge with a mind blowing clitoral orgasm.
Be careful here, as a large percentage of women become hyper-sensitive
in the clitoral area just after orgasm. Even the tiniest touch can be
painful. Most will push you away from the area when they're through.
Don't sweat it. Your work is done.
Close the Deal
Tell her how she has the sweetest taste to her. Tell her you really
can't believe how good it was and how much you enjoyed it. Trust us,
she'll be back. Believe me she will want more.
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