At this current time, the One Short Crew is only in war with its arch evil rival [___]or otherwise known as, 'Harris's Little Clan for Guys and Girls with Small Dicks'.
News:
At this moment, the end to the war with [___]or otherwise known as, 'Harris's Little Clan for Guys and Girls with Small Dicks'seems to be near as the clan have nearlly agreed on forefeitting. With a bit more hard work and time, victory will be ours. When we do win this war, our 1st Division Captain, Mungbean have promised us to treat us to lunch at the must expensive, luxurious and delicious restaurant in town. Only time will tell when the One Short Crew will be undoing their belts and belching victoriously.
