The Official Mario Webpage
Real Ultimate Mario
Hi, this site is all about Mario, REAL MARIO. This site is awesome. My name is Jeremy and I can't stop thinking about Mario. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Mario is a plumber.
2. Mario fights Bowser ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Mario is to flip out and jump on turtles.
Weapons and gear:
Mushroom Fire Flower
Starman
Testimonial:
Mario can stomp anyone he wants! Mario jumps on turtles ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Mario was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Mario jumped on everybody in the whole town. Mario's brother Luigi said that he saw a Mario totally jump on some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Mario has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will jump on you!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Mario is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Mario is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to play Nintendo later. I love Mario with all of my body (exluding my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q:: Why is everyone so obsessed about Mario?
A: Mario is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he dies all the time, but on the other hand, Mario always wins.
Q: I heard that Mario is always small or fiery. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Like no one else, Mario can be small AND fiery.
Q: What does Mario do when he's not stomping on turtles or totally owning Bowser?
A: Most of his free time is spent sitting in a cartridge on top of a NES, but sometime he stars in crappy Saturday morning TV shows. (Ask Luigi if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of Mario showing off.
He can get to Minus World, which is bragable.
