The HoMePaGe of JuLiA
Hey Everybody! I'm glad your here!! I just created an online journal thing soo if you wanna be nosy and check it out I put a link on the page here for it! Well okay I love ya'll sign my guestbook!! Later
Love Julia aka "Jewlz!"
I LoVe JaMeS**NoW & FoReVer**
60 things to say to an officer!! ~~~~~~~ 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer? There's no blood in my alcohol" 2. When they ask why you were speeding, tell them you wanted to race. 3. When they talk to you, pretend you are deaf. 4. If they ask if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 5. When they ask why you were speeding, tell them you had to buy a hat. 6. Ask them where they bought their cool hat. 7. Refer to them by their first name. 8. Pretend you are gay and ask them out. 9. When they say no, cry. 10. If they say yes, accuse them of sexual harassment. 11. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. 12. If they ask you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. 13. When they asks you to spread them, tell them you don't go that way. 14. When they put the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first" 15. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers. 16. After you sign the ticket and give it to them, say "Oops! That's the wrong name." 17. Bribe them with donuts, and when they agree, tell them sorry, I just ate the last one. 18. When they come up to the car say "License and registration please" right when they say it. 19. When they go to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!" 20. Trip and fall into them. 21. Accuse them of police brutality when they push you away. 22. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with their pen. 23. Chew on the pen, nervously. 24. Clean your ear with the pen. 25. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring. 26. Ask them if they ever worked in a prison. If they say yes, ask how the plumbing was. 27. Act like you are retarded. 28. When they're telling you what you did wrong, start repeating them, quietly. 29. Or mumble to yourself. 30. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE? 31. When they come to the car, say I have a badge just like yours! 32. Ask if they watch Cops. 33. Ask if they ever watched Cop Rock. 34. Giggle if they did. 35. Talk to your hand. 36. Ask if they know somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends. 37. Accuse them of Sexual Harassment if they do. 38. When they frisk you, say You missed a spot, and grin. 39. When they ask to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it. 40. Try to sell them your car. 41. Ask if you can buy their car. 42. If they take you to the station, ask to sit in front. 43. Play with the siren. 44. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner. 45. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. 46. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner. 47. Ask if they ever had pu-tang. 48. If they ask what it is, point at them and giggle. 49. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in languages. 50. When they act confused, keep talking, look at them and laugh. 51. When you are in the back, touch their neck through the fencing. 52. Turn your head and whistle. 53. When they pull out their night stick, say what you gonna do with that. 54. If you are of the opposite sex, say I don't do that on the first date. 55. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, su*ck your thumb, and whine. 56. Ask if you can see their gun. 57. When they say you aren't allowed, tell them "I just wanted to see if mine was bigger." 58. Stare at their lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!" 59. Tell them you like men/women in uniform. 60. Ask if you can borrow their uniform for a Halloween party.
Teen Commandments ~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.... why wait?? 2. Thou shall not do drugs.... alcohol lasts longer! 3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart.... Wal-mart has a better selection... 4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.... destruction has a bigger effect... 5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.... everyone knows that grandma has more money! 6. Thou shall not get in fights.... just start them... 7. Thou shall not skip class... .just take the whole day off 8. Thou shall not strip in class.... hooters pays more... 9. Thou shall not think about having sex.... as nike says just do it... 10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.... just leave them in the middle
Hey Everybody! My online journal is up! I know it's awesome huh? I hope it doesn't bug anybody if your mentioned in it! I promise not to put up any gossip unless well I HAVE to!! -LoL- !
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