Hobo: Hello there loyal viewers this week, Master chief and Solid Snake couldn't make it, apparently they have to attend a Menza meeting ,but one of our guests here informs me that they saw them trying to work out how to use the coffee machine,
anyway this week's guests are: Mario from Nintendo fame!

Mario: Itsame!marioicantpunctuatemysentancesasispeakthemtoofastfornormalhumancomprehenision!

Hobo: Yes that's right Mario, you sure are Mario...Christ, the dude in charge of guests is so fired...Next up, Sgt. Cortez from Timesplitters Two!

Sgt. Cortez: Formation Five Fellow Guests! (Cortez mumbles: Formation Five, the one where I'm back at base, yes....)

Mario: whatthefunkdidyoujustsayyoucrazypieceofcrap?

Abe: Hello..

Hobo: Sorry there Abe! In all this rucus I forgot you were here!
So Abe, after your latest gaming venture in 'Munch's Oddysee' Oddworld Ihabitants decided to give you a break from their games, so what have you got coming uo in the future?

Abe: Well, you see Hobo, OWI have decided to temporarly sell the license to Nintendo, and Sony, for 3 games..

Hobo: We realise that this is top secret information, but could you give us a bit of information on each?

Abe:Well that is highly against contract, I'm sure that my wages would be removed for just the tiniest bit of information but Ok.... The First game is a Collaberation with Nintendo called, Generic Abe Party game, which features Mario and myself doing pointless stuff until everyone gets bored and goes to read a book/ watch a film/ commit suicide.
The second game is a multi format game, called Abe's Amazing Multiformat Adventures, which is destined to sell huge amounts!

Hobo:And... what is it about?

Abe: That's the thing, we don't know yet, probably a rip off of tetris. The final game is called Mad-Max The Mug VS OWI: It's a scrolling beat 'em up where you play Mad-Max the Mug, enraged after discovering that Oddworld isn't actually real. Your powerups include an Anti Alcar Atom Bomb and a GD (General Destruction) Stick of doom.

Hobo: Yeah that sounds err great, anyway, we don't have time for much more (My fingers ache-real Hobo) TTFN!