The Turk Shitlist
All right, this is the ultimate list. To be on this list means you must stand out for the shit you throw out, you are the kind of the bullshit, the bottom of the food chain. Hold your breaths, and plug your noses, the shit is ready to fly.

#1 - Vincent Belmont
Still king of the bullshitter after all the months I have not had a chance to see him in action. This guy is seriously messed up and has a serious power trip. Yo man, face it, you can't do shit, well...okay you can, otherwise you wouldn't be on thie shitlist

#2 - Sire
Okay, this guy wasn't even on the shitlist before, so obviously he must have done something real moronic to get on here. What was it? Well, one day, when I was doing my usual raids in #darksites.com I exploited a weakness in their java software on the SecondShifters site. I was able to do this. He then comes up with the fact that he is going to humiliate me by exploiting my private life to all of my friends, coworkers, ect... by telling htem I was an IRC flooder. Does anyone see where this was never going to work? I think mister sire is actually very lucky to get this spot. Had the site not been deleted, from him cutting his losses knowing he couldn't put any kinks in my armor, he would likely be #1, in either case, it was a close call.

#3 - water
Previously #7 on the list, and for the very same reason, she jumps up to #3 on the list. The magnitude of her paranoia is far greater now than I previously thought. Her rage over new rivals to secondshifters cannot be measured, and she is becoming more and moer intolerable to those around her every day. She took Atnevon's beautiful radio station, and junked it with her paranoia. Congratulations, water, and second shifters team. You have entered #3 on the list.

#4 - Fs_Aurora_Fs
"walks like an angel...talks like an angel...sings like an angel...but she's the devil in disguise" yes, I'm sure most of you have heard that song, and that fits this bitch to the extreme of the extremes? Okay, she claims to be innocent, and faithful to all of her boyfriends (in RP of course), when in reality, she is with like 3 or 4 girls on the side, privately, and even gets with other females! Some clan leader she is, there are many like that on the ChatFIRST server, but this girl fits the extreme of the extreme.

#5 - Talena
Okay, this girl is the most disgusting girl I have ever seen. No seriously, she goes and constantly hits on other females, with no indication that they are interested in her, or othe females for that matter. Her flirting is constant, and drives most females to the poitn of annoyance, does that stop her? Nope, she will continue to be all over this girl the whole night, even when said victim tries to make up excuses to leave. That's pretty damn bad.

#6 - CemetaryWhisper
Okay, this girl is quite sick. I first meet her when talking to TAmi (Torrid/Sinistress), and she goes and hits on me for a long time, when I don't say or do shit. After a while we start being affectionate and we go out. She then constantly begs for my attention, and talks about food, egh! But what's even worse, is that she was masturbating with her dildo in front of other women, and showing everyone cam pics of her doing so, with that disgusting face on her, eww! The worst part about it is not the act, but the reasoning. Anyone would do shit like that, but to get a rise out of someone? Not her. She is in desperate need for approval. Ever since we broke up, she has been cybering with four guys, and possibly more!

#7 Pure Aensland
Pure? Pure bitch more like it, or how about Pure slut? She goes and tries to flirt and be all over me and other guys, like she can do it without their permission. Obviously, she is always rejected. She always has this infatuation with me though that I like her, like some of the other people below *AHEM* christ-fuck *AHEM*. It's a real dumbass thing to think, if you ask me, but ah well.

#8 - christ-fuck
This little bitch is also infatuated with me. Why? How the hell am I supposed to know? It's sick if you ask me, she always talks about the most disgusting things. A very sexual person, and to me, totally worthless. I wouldn't be cuaght lying dead beside her.

#9 - min-min
OMFG even though she rates at a mere #8, she is the #1 person that pisses me off. Okay, the first night we meet, we go debating two hours, about who came first, and who broke off from who (The Roman Catholic Church vs. The Eastern Orthodox Church). She is obviously Orthodox, so she is goign to be on that side of the arguement, even though the facts prove that the Orthodox broke away from the Catholics. Okay, the next day, she goes all night, and she continuously hits on me, and tries to get me into a private room, tries to cyber me, then, when I catch her on it, she denies the whole thing. The thing that puts her on the BS list overall though, is the fact that she does that, and acts like she is a nice, innocent, and religious girl. The even more ironic thing is, that she fools everyone.
UPDATE: go to this post for proof of min-min's cybering activities.

#10 - Error-n-Logic
A total waste case. We once went out way back when, but she has always been a sad depressed case. Recently, she has been having sex with two guys, and masturbating for people on cam. She is like a younger version of CemetaryWhisper (above), only not nearly as bad, still deserving of a place on my shitlist. People, this one isn't worth your time. If you see her ont he streets, give a dollar to the poor girl and recommend some eye drops.