The real way strippers suck:Ways Night Clubs Ruin Our Standard of Living

Mmmm strippers, the most lucious, hot, energetic, overpaid, underworked, and economy draining sluts of society, wouldn't you agree? You ever wonder what good these 'services' do for our community? Even more you ever wonder why governments frown upon institutions such as these, and why they would almost be willing to sacriface some of our free expression to get rid of them? Let's examine shall we, many reasons that Night Clubs break our economy.


---SPENDING ANALYSIS---
Consumers spend 1.6 billion dollars on strip clubs on the US alone. Payroll for night clubs is pretty high, so high that nearly all of their funds are spent on bouncters, tenders, and strippers, as well as sometimes many other things. Becuase of this, clubs don't normally spend much on maintainance.

Urban police forces also average in the hundreds of billions per year by city governments. Most of these are due to poorly developed urban areas, and urban tras night clubs, and bars, being present everywhere.

---VIOLATIONS---
Night Clubs usually keep in very poor compliance with regulations set by the stat, city, and nation. Laws set dealing with fire codes, and crowd limits are not enforced very well. night clubs are having to close down becuase of it, and most night clubs will try not to get caught. Becuase of this, the clubs must be inspected regularly. Having to do this constantly is not cheap for city officals to do.

Want more? how about prison costs? Most people fal to realize that WE pay for prisoners. We pay $10,000 PER PRISONER. Boy I would love to have a place worth $10,000/year!

---HAVENS FOR CRIMINALS---
What more attractive place for a criminal to hang out? Forget posting wanted posters in a compact area that can have a few hundred people in a few hundred square feet. Illegeal and under-the-table transactions take place in environments like this, Clubs such as this also induce drug dealing, gambling,a dn theft based on their sexual and exposing atmosphere. Compare a city like Las Angeles or New Orleans, with an average of 10 homocides and murders daily, with a city like Portland, which has a downtown crime rate 60% lower than the average urben center, based on their stricter standards and lack of bars/nightclubs/ect...

---NO SERVICE WORTH HAVING---
If you couple everythhing together, what does a strip club provide society? It does one thing, and one thing alone. It drains our economy. Think of it. About 5% of your money is directly or indirectly due to night clubs and the activities they promote. The average person, per month, gives about $80 to keep them in line. Is that money worth paying? Not for me, I have better things to spend my money on than to keep a useless service going. I say we shut them all down, the slight limitation of expression would be worth the standard of living increase for all americans.