Masta Blasta Josh
	Name: Joshua Borton
	Age: 22
	Height: 6"
	Location: Hell, if I dont change my ways. (Dallas, Tx)
	Addiction: Spider Monkeys, Soft Fluffy White Things
	Interests: Camping, Boating, Climbing, Martial Arts, Sleeping Naked
"Got an AK47 For His Best Friend, Business - The American Way..." - Queensr˙che, Empire

About Me:

      This is the amazing Masta Blasta Josh. Alan and I are the guys who started and pretty much maintain this site. Im just your average down to earth laid back fun loving guy. Right now I'm going to Brookhaven college and going for an Associates in Biomedical Technology. Probably go into Biomedical Engineering or Molecular Engineering. Sounds like a lot of really smart stuff, but right now Im just a little pee on college student that is poor as dirt. Actually, I'm poorer than dirt, so I guess that makes me scum. I work at UPS as a supervisor during the 3am - 9am shift which... sucks. But they pay for school and give me free medical insurance so I can't complain much.

      I love punk rock, hard rock, alternative rock, classic rock, rock, and classical music (yes, even I have a sophisticated side). Favorite bands are Lost Prophets, Chevelle, System of a Down, and AFI thanks to Ben Briner. Spend most of my time screwing around with the crew doing only god knows what. I love outdoor stuff like camping, rock climbing, hiking and the whole shebang. I'm not really into sports, but I am really into martial arts.






World's Hottest Chic:

China Chow!!!
(I emailed the chic & told I'd take her to Dennies but haven't heard back from her yet...)

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