Tubby is it true that you single handedly plugged the plumbing at the Fitz in Reno.
Yes I did, but it was the hotels fault. After the second hour of solid eating at the buffet they should have known the later consequences on the plumbing. I have taken care of the problem with my new invention called the TTT- Tubby Turd Torturer. It is a folding stick like the blind carry, you whip it out and break up that corned back rattler before it becomes a problem. Coming next will be the STTT- Scissor Tubby Turd Torturer for those grain fed beauties that need a little more than a poke with a stick.
Tubby was that your wife we saw walking home from Bingo the other night?
Yes it was, she usually rides a donkey to gamble but that night she had bad
luck and lost her ass.
Tubby are you really old and fat?
Youbetcha in fact I have so much loose and hanging that when I got my last
physical instead of a finger wave, the doctor gave me a high five.
You advertise a Magna Collar for dogs what is it?
Tubby makes a magnetic collar that he uses on his dog Roadie when she acts
up. You just put it on her and she calms right down, if she doesn’t, I remove
the collar and beat her with it. Magic I say works every time.