Hey everyone. Check out these Quotes, if you want to add one let me know. I will give you credit.I have a Quote
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Quotes From Movies
Im a eating, drinking, shiting, fucking Santa Claus- *Billy Bob Thorton in the Badder Santa UnRated Version
Kid - There's a candy corn in this one.
Billy Bob - Well they can't all be winners can they.
* From the Badder Santa UnRated Version
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. - *Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- *Bill Murray (What about Bob)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
do you wash your pants in windex (no why?) cuz i can see myself in them (From Night at the Roxbury)- Submitted By-
Yourfingmother
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Quotes From People (actors, actresses, ect.)
"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy. It doesn't matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you're a nice person and sweet, and you're funny, I think that's sexy." -- Paris Hilton
I want to know God's thoughts... all the rest are details.
--Albert Einstein
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Submitted Quotes
1.Live life to the Fullest!- *Submitted by
Maxiuson
2.Kill or be killed!-* Submitted by
Maxiuson
3. LIFES A BITCH THEN U DIE FU*K THE WORLD LETS GET HIGH....Submitted by
Maxiuson
that's a nice outfit, it'd look real good balled up next to my bed- Submitted By-
Yourfingmother
"If you can't eat it or smoke it then shit on it"Submitted By-
Yourfingmother
""Always carry a roll of toilet paper at all times." This prevents having to use a sock, or your shirt...or someone elses shirt.
"Submitted By-
Yourfingmother
