STUFF TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED
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Are you psychic? Find out!
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1) IM people randomly, and say *sniff sniff* *sob* My b-brain is missing, will u help me find it? It's really fun. And ask dumb blonde questions. Act stupid.
2) Go walk around and smack ur forehead and mutter: "Shut up, all of u, just SHUT UP!"
3) Run around ur house 13 times while singing a Britney Spears song for 13 minutes, and stuff 13 socks in ur shirt.
4) Draw a little square with chalk, and announce to people at the park, that it's YOUR space.
5) Chew and smack gum really loudly and ask some1 for gum. If they say no, yell "UR MEAN!!"
6) Say 2 a person: U wanna fite! Let's do it! Just, um, try not 2 hit my pretty face. Thanx.
7) Wear a weird outfit and walk around town. See what happens.
8) Whenever some1 asks u a question, say "What?". As soon as they start 2 talk again, cut them off with another, "WHAT?"
9) When some1 walks by ur house, go under ur sprinkler and yell, "IM MELTING, IM MELTING!" And fall.
10) When some1 asks 2 borrow paper, say, "Do u think paper grows on trees?!" Then laugh hysterically.
11) Call ur friends, but don't say anything. Just breath very loudly.
12) Put grapes in ur mom's fave slippers.
13) Leave smelly socks on ur bro/sis's pillow. Blame it on the dog.
14) Go 2 McDonald's and order lobster. After they xplain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting "I should've gone 2 Wendys!!"
15) At the next party, steal all the bathroom toilet paper, and listen 2 the cries of terror.
16)Act like a movie star: Big dark sunglasses, fake accent (dah-ling), red lipstick, and blow kisses 2 every1.
17) Sing loudly at the mall, and when people start 2 look at u or crowd around u, yell, "HEY! I dont have time 2 give FREE concerts!"
18) Go 2 a store, buy a buncha things, and pay them all with PENNIES.
19)Give ur pet a bath.
20) Give yourself a bath.
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Fun things to do while you are in class!
Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
Sit in the front and color your textbook.
Wear earmuffs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to speak louder.
Leave permanent markers by the white board.
Sing your questions.
Speak only in rhymes and get your friends to make rap noises
When the professor calls attendence, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!.....Oh, no, sorry...Continue"
Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.
Remember: Subs don't no your real names!
Stare continually at the professor's crotch. Occassionally lick your lips. haha
Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
Leave chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers
Watch the professor through binoculars.
Start a "wave" with your friends.
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