Matthys Begins the Campaign Trail...20 Years Early

AP - Dec. 9, 2004 - With the recent bid to the Rose Bowl for the University of Texas, future President Matthys has decided to make his first campaigning trip to the state of California. This trip will take him through the states of New Mexico and Arizona as well, with possible stops in each. When asked about his early campaigning Matthys replied, "America, America, God Shed his grace on thee." Though this statement says very little of his views, this campaigning trip promises to be one of great importance.

• Pro-life
• Against Same-Sex Marriage
• Against Affirmative Action
• For Supply-side Tax Cuts
• For the Death Penalty
• For the War in Iraq, and the War on Terror in General

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