Well, gee...ummm...welcome messages are evil, huh? I can never think of what to say in one.
On my site, I'll go by "Just a Guy" since I may want to reveal some deep dark secrets of mine and don't want people knowing it's me...that doesn't mean you won't know ANYTHING about me, just probably everything but my name.
That works, don't it? Just visit other pages in my site to learn more about me.
Here are the links to other pages in my site. (pages are currently under construction...click the link at your own risk)
(Don't worry, other people's secrets won't be given away)
pictures of my friends
You won't see mine there, though.