Football Is Life

Football Jokes

• Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and the Taliban ? -- A . The Taliban has a running game.
• Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboys player out of your yard? -- A. Put up goal posts
• Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado? -- A. Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
• Q. Why doesn't Fort Worth have a professional football team? -- A. Because then Dallas would want one
• Q. Why was Dave Campo upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen? -- A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it
• Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? -- A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill
• Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl? -- A. The Dallas Cowboys
• Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common? -- A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
• Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to run the football? -- A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

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College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)

8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS

9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.

Football Fan To The Rescue

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.

"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".