Bush Haters of America.
I've got a nice little thing on exactly why I hate George Bush. If you don't agree, that's your fault, but everything listed below is the cold, hard truth. Thanks to my sister, I got all this information. *Notice how he really fucked Texas up, but thats okay, he's out of office here now*

RESUME
George W. Bush
The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested
in Kennebunkport, Mainein 1976 for
driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled
guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about
my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able
to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a
cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
-I ran for U.S. Congress and lost

-I began my career in the oil business
in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil
company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

-I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer
money. With the help of my father and our right-wing
friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO KenLay), I was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR
-I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in theUnion.

-During my tenure,Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
most smog-ridden city in America.

-I cut taxes and bankrupted theTexastreasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.

-I set the record for the most executions by any
Governor in American history.

-With the help of my brother, the Governor of
Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court,I
became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
-I invaded and occupied two countries at a
continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

-I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
the U.S. Treasury.

-I shattered the record for the largest annual
deficit in U.S.history.

-I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.

-I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the U.S. stock market.

-I am the first president inU.S.history to enter
office with a criminal record.

-I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one year period.

-After taking-off the entire month of August, I
presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history.

-I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
Bunker Buster," a WMD.

-In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our
reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

-I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by aU.S.president.

-In my first year in office over 2-million Americans
lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

-I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in
a 12-month period.

-I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration than any president in U.S. history.

-I set the record for least amount of press
conferences than any president since the advent of television.

-I presided over the biggest energy crisis
in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

-I presided over the highest gasoline prices
in U.S. history.

-I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

-I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people) shattering the record
for protest against any person in the history of mankind.


-I've broken more international treaties than any
president in U.S. history.

-I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
"poorest millionaire,"Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.

-I am the first president in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
the will of the United Nations, the majority
of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

-I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.


-I am the first president in U.S.history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

-I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law


-I refused to allow inspectors access
to U.S. prisoners of war detainees and thereby have refused to abide
by the Geneva Convention.

-I am the first president in history to refuse
United Nations election inspectors
(during the 2002 U.S.election).

-I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

-My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one
of my best friends,Kenneth Lay, presided over the
largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.history. My
political party used the Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

-I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton
against investigation or prosecution.


-More time and money was spent investigating
the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate ripoffs
in history.

-I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after
the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
made the U.S.the most hated country in the world,
the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

-I am first president in history to have a majority
of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

-I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.

-I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

-All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are
now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for
public view.

-All records of SEC investigations into my insider
trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.

-All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004 -
Send this to every voter you know.