Rosie O'Donnell--aka Queen Bitch of the Universe

Daytime TV has produced nothing but garbage since as far as I can remember back, with the exception of "The Price is Right" All you see these days is court shows, (Seriously, the idea is dried out. Flicking a lint ball is more interesting than watching judge hatchett and company) soap operas, infomercials, and daytime talk shows. The worst thing spawned from this soporific genre of television is Rosie O'Donnell. This torpid, fat, lesbian continues to poison the minds of millions of Americans who have just woken up from a night of temerous drinking. (Who else would watch daytime tv?...besides hippies) This bitch is proudly announcing to the world that she is the portrait of a lesbian mother. Problems with this...

  1. She adopted these kids, which would not make her a real mother.
  2. She fills their heads with her left wing extremist views.
  3. There is no father figure, unless you count that dyke Kelli Carpenter as a male representation.
Next, we have her antigun campaign...

"I think the only people in this nation who should be allowed to own guns are police officers. I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right..... You are not allowed to own a gun and if you do own a gun, I think you should go to prison."

This is Rosie O'Donnell's view towards guns. She is personally taking it upon herself to change the second amendment, based on her quasi-celebrity status. Here she is on the cover of a popular national magazine spreading her socialist opinions.

Rosie O'Donnell emphazised her prowess of being an ignorant socialist on a recent show where she attacked Tom Selleck, one of the nicest guys in show business, for being a proponent of the NRA. She displayed her moral vanity by insinuating that he condoned the massacre of innocent people at Columbine. She used biased and incorrect facts about Columbine to try to belittle him all the while showcasing her hypocratic, democratic views. The Clinton administration not only supported the importation of hundreds of thousands of firearms from China, but they also promoted more federal gun legislation than any other administration.

So what side is Rosie on here? As we can well see here, Rosie O'Donnell is a communist. She seeks to dismantle the bill of rights, silence Americans, and incarcerate anyone who disagrees with her. Somehow, with the support of Kmart and other bigotrous corporations, she has convinced mindless idiots to follow her on her socialist crusade "for the children" to disarm America.

It's only a matter of time before she takes away our first amendment too. Our country is already becoming a festering scab of fascism with political correctness and ambiguous sexual harrassment standards. The way I see it, the only way to save our country from these hippies is to banish Rosie O'Donnell to live in Utah with Donny Osmond and the other mindless mormons and then nuke that wasteland of a state.