Quotes

Last updated: February 7, 2002

These are some quotes that have been said over the years. Read them if you wish, most are just hilarious things that you'll be clueless about unless you were there. Enjoy!

Warning: Very long, and most of them you had to be there or have known the story!

• "Hey i'm 14 and i've lived in a duplex my whole life except 10 years" Poor Jada • "Take a brown bag to the movies with your rich friends - If you have no brown bag then take some napkins and put them in your hat - Pass your bag over and tell them to put some popcorn in your brown bag/hat - Now you won't feel left out, cause you can all have a bag or hat of popcorn" • "Honey, I don't need no biggie coke!" - "We're gonna share Carl" - "Baby-doll I don't need no biggie coke!" - "WE'RE GONNA SHARE IT CARL!" - "See baby, thats the way you do it. I didn't even have to ask you to save money, but your doing it now. See girls, we're not gonna get two cokes, we're gonna share a biggie coke" • "Wheres the rest of the beans in the chili??" • "My birthday is on February 30th" - "Really? I thought it was the 3rd" • Justin Pratt from Aubrey, who cought Jada's undivided attention at the Aubrey/Celina game and she started yelling - "Whoa baby, we'd be riding it all night long. Break me off a peice of that" • Six flags in line for Batman - "This is real! Oh but this isn't. Look Jada this is *knock knock*" LOL sorry Jada, I was sooooo hyper! • "We're gonna have a snow day tommarow" "No way, it was just like this last year except not snowing and we didn't have a snow day" :) dummy me! • "Hello?" "Um hi, this is Irene from the Wal-Mart chicken department. We need you to return your chicken back to us so we can give it to someone named Laura" ha ha • Our song - *Fatty Patty, jiggle jiggle, Fatty Patty, wiggle wiggle* • "I don't like you, I like french fries" • Ashley in our s-ball game last year jumping up aand down yelling "I gotta pee!" • "When you see his head start turning, and his face start grinning, roll down the windows, or you won't be breathing" • "Drop them nikes off your ass fore I blast you mother fucker" • "You see that girl with the white hat? Well she wears that hat because they named this feild after an old softball player who died by a drunk driver or something and she always wore a white hat, and played first base. So now every first baseman who plays on this feild from Valley Veiw has to wear that hat to acknowledge her" Jada you and your stories • "Its like dipping your stick into the oil" - "No, more like dipping your stick into the gas!" Rim your hilarious • "See monkey, Do monkey" Lol Opie is retarded! • "What does A&M stand for?" - "Agricultural and Machinery" • "Your my partner, and you won't let me grab it!!" Sabs to Dip while playing gumps • "LaShaunda?? Oh sorry cracker, I'm just looking for my hoe" • "I hope your parents know what your doing, because I am going to trace this call!" Ya right • "Danielle you know what I just realized?" "That your fat??" "I'm not deaf Laura".. jeez I was just asking Mars! • "Excuse me ma'am you dropped something back there *points behind me* yeah it seems to be your pocket. It should go right there *points to my ass*" "Okay, thank you" Whata weirdo! • "Technically I am not a fag rat because A) I'm not a rodent, B) I am attracted to guys, and C) I do not have a long tail nor eat cheese" • *Girl walks by* "Whoa!" *she turnes around and glares* "No no no, not you!" lol • "You spit in my ear!!" lol sorry! • "You hit my tooth!" Guess that wasn't my day huh? • "At least Sabrina's not a fat ass who can't fit in the back of a truck" Go Trudy! • "Hell no! Get that shit off the screen" • "Can I have the other copy?" "NO!" "Girl hes hott! Hook a sister up!" • "Will you protect me from her? What about being my bodyguard?! Hey whos gonna protect Kyle?" LOL • "I guess I can't sleep with you, cause you won't loose it until your a sophmore right Amanda?" • "This is Lefty, this is righty, and heres dicky" • "Chris , Chris!! CHRIS!" Must not have been him • "Whats your favorite scary movie?" Fool your right in front of us :) • "Gah hes hott!!" "Look at her tits" No no no, see we don't do that! • "Stick your hand in her pocket for a suprise" Whata suprise! Its a tampon, I'm sure he wanted that • "You can't be a business women with your hands in your pockets. I can tell that when a person doesn't stand straight or has their hands in their pockets then their nervous. Don't be nervous I'm not like what they say!" *YUCK YUCK YUCK* Damn you DC! • "Grody!" "Whats next groovy?" LOL no • "Flopper Bopper" LOL I was half asleep common! • "Omg Danielle, did I just push him? Did I just push Brian Ford?" "Yes Sabrina" "Wow, I just realized that!" • "I want a mexican ........... to touch me ............. so I can beat the hell out of them" jeez Dc finish your sentences faster, cause we were all getting ideas • "Just punch her in the ear" lol their big enough huh? • "Whoa I can see New York from up here!!" LOL • "Perv!? I'm no perv! I don't watch porn!! I MAKE PORN!" •

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