MemoriesMemories• Red tent @ Wal-Mart (I wasn't there, but its still funny) • Young country fireworks - shoe, gum, and the frosted flakes • 7th grade play Dip fell in front of all of us • Ashley Heiffer at Wal-Mart (sorry Mars!) • Me and Ash were looking for DC in sports at Wal-Mart. We turned a corner and this chick jumped out in front of us, and we started screaming in her face. It was hilarious!! • Marisa's fan with the pad on her b-day • Marisa went flying into McDonalds at Wal-Mart in a shopping cart • Dip fell in the shower at school (actually thrown in) • DC and Sabs are not gay, even if you heard that rude guy at the fair • DC's automatic tv (I am smart huh!?) • Dc's popcorn fire • The vampire hand on the tv • My bacon fire (that was scary!) • Dc's fall over the huge invisible pillars at the Galleria • Sabs pantsing me in front of Brett (I'm still mad @ you Sabs!) • Seeing Stormy for the first time (*YUCK*) • The hot wire at Mars when Stormy and Josh were there (*YUCK*) • DC and Stormy getting intimate LOL • Sabs and her long search for a daddy-proof boyfriend • Shopping/Hide and go seek at Garden Ridge • Leopard underwear from Wal-Mart for Sharon • The see-through white thing from Jc Pennys • Sarah's swimming without Mars knowledge • Amanda swimming at the 4 horseman/PUBLIC PLACE wearing white underwear and a silk bra • Seeing Cody Martin for the first time - his cousin falling :) • The wetbacks sticking their heads in the window of the car that Sabs, Ash, and Dc were sitting in • Sabs quoting her quotes from Friday at the mall - as soon as she got to the "nigga" part all those black kids turn around and yell who said that • Chick from Aubrey who I hate that bit me in that basketball game • Sabs and me at Remember the Titans movie with the 30 summin hott football guys all yelling at me to shut up - (Sorry Sabs!) • Second time we saw Remember the Titans w/ Brandon, Dc, Sabs and Jada that puddle of whatever that Brandon's phone fell in like 8 times • Ash popping Vickers up side the head thinking it was me • That hott guy from Oklahoma at Six Flags • The 5 dudes from Durrant, who Dc and me got their numbers, but never called (actually they called me first, or Jason did but then they only wanted DC's phone number and they never call me anymore!) • Brandon falling in the mud at the Baseball feilds - way to go DC! • Brett w/ the spit lugee thing on his lip *Yuck* • Fine cowboy bootys at allsups • Taking those drug addict people from Allsups to their car at Dairy Queen (We were scared!) • Hiding under the flower tables playing hide and go seek at Garden Ridge • Jada and Sarah walking around Wal-Mart with stuffed purses, hats, and sunglasses acting like complete fools • Jason from Jack in the crack in Sherman • Tyler yelling at us in the movie theatre saying we were supposed to watch Keeping the Fairth, when were going to see Erin Bronkovich instead • Sabs being deserted at the movies in Sherman, when we drove off without her • Jada tripped me and scraped up my brand new DOCS (I am still mad!) • Boy Howdy (my word) • Dummy Mars turning up the volume all the way at Wal-Mart and just standing there like an innocent fool! • Lugee guys from Dillards • Licking the gallon of ice cream at Dips house • Dc hiding in Dip's closet when her grandma was changing lol • Hemini cricket and little hindu • Getting caught my Fatty Patty riding on the little kids rides when the mall was closed • Me being a whore on the side of the strip with the 'snakes' • Ashley Norrid, Sabs, and Me hiding from the cops under the bench on the sidewalk • Sabrina making out with Jackie at the Celina game, when Josh and Jeremy caught her lol • Sabs changing in the back seat when her brother turns around taking a quick peek *yuck* • Sabs and Jada pouring sugar in the cops coffee at garden ridge, without her knowing • The "tin man" surprising us at the school in the library • Mars' poor cat and Logan's sweet truck • Lotionitis! (it hurts) • "Sport" from the softball game and Forrest's reaction to him • Jada and DC fighting in the locker room and falling against the bench • DC and caterpillars • Survivor: The Ghetto Geometric season lol :) • Sabs at the County Fair falling in all the mud! • The bite me and picture guys from 6 flags, poor DC • The "sex" talk in Bio! Poor Mrs. Jordan!! • Atheltic Banquet and the fish! Stupid ppl! • Snaps in health • The Piss Off Club • Kim and Bue Go Gui • The sunglasses @ dollar tree... whata idiot! • Craftsman high pressure washer.. DC I want mine.. plus my scar is still there biatch!! • Getting punched in the nose at Dc's when I was asleep • Dc riding the "boat" in her dream • Lauren and lip gloss • Raunchy fat ass at 6 flags trying to look cute which we all know will never happen • Lauren dancing to Nelly's ride with me at Wal-mart • Dc almost crashing the truck at the feilds • B. Dalton book store and the pussy juice light • My hands all tangled at the mall - that hurt • joel - *YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK* Thanks a lot Dc ya nasty bitch • Sabs and Dc getting thrown in the pool at Taras .. wait or did they "trip"? • Throwing Mark into the pool with all his clothes still on - then he had to wear Heidis shorts so his pants could dry lol • Cellephane - hey it works, its just hot as hell • Whiplash - I promise I am better now Dc • Marisa and Barry - future married couple • Josh chasing Dc around her house with the huge toad • Trudy's quater sized mole - it's gone now! • Dc and crystal falling through her trampoline • Painting the trailer when it tipped over cause we tried to kill that bee • Sabs hitting Sparky in the balls - she was laughing her ass off and he was rolling around in the grass hurting bad • Sparky trying to kill me with that knife in Subway • Jed and his "ass" addict shirt • Getting caught in the hotel in DC by Mrs. Waldon - hey it was worth it! • Getting caught by Lindsey and Logan to see Cody • Leaving Josh at 6 flags - sorry!! • The dude that gave Tiff a rose on the strip • Marcus and his smiley face :) • Spilling **** in front of Mars bathroom • Brandon and Dc's sex lesson • Dc and Sabs sign stealing • Brian getting out of the shower to talk to Sabs - how did that happen again?! • Backing into the Berends front yard • Jada's dick lesson with the napkins in the kitchen • The Pilot Point Whores • Sneaking out to get sonic food by the window - Thanks Josh and Stormy! • Andrew and all of his 8 inches • Scary chick at Chubbys who attacked me - I think I still have a scar! • Joey giving Dc his brothers garder - lol what was the point of that again? • The fight with Elizabeth aka the bitch • Logans lap dance for Dc • Dc and Jonathan sucking face every possible moment they got *yuck* • Sabrina's black eye • Dc and Lauren's tennis • Aaron and Micha's tennis and male "bonding" lol that hurts to much for me! • Dc and Lauren's fight in her room • Skism ppl • Brad's daisy dukes lol • Sabrina on freeze and the titan - man she was flipping out! • Me stomping on the drive through thing at Bueno so I could walk through it - it didnt' work! •
Funniest memory of all time:
DC, Sabs, and me getting "chased" by the "cops" when we tripped the "silent alarm" LOL