Too Much Free Time Productions





Well its that time again, time to update the website that all two crack addicts have seen. Ahhhhhhhh, I have fun though, well not that much, but a little. Anyway I dont have anything good to say so I will say that: I hope it snows soon and we get some early dismissals and some delays. Hoo-yah!!! Jake

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"Wanna make a movie?"

These were the words uttered in our 9th grade history class about a year ago, that gave birth to Too Much Free Time Productions. Me, Jake, and Brendan were all in the same history class, and we were all movie buffs. I had heard that Jake and Brendan already made a film (the upcoming Arnold Schwartzenegger One-Liners) and suggested an ambitious project by the name of Mutant Zombie Beach Party. A tribute to the zombie horror sub-genre beach-party movies, and other great films of yesteryear. Also a look at the stupidity and blandness of today's pop-culture. With a cast made up entirely of action figures. To create this film, I joined with Jake and Brendan, and together, we created Too Much Free Time Productions. And now you know the rest of the story. Good day.

-Renzo, Jake, and Brendan

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