Drive
me to The 54 tonight. This Disco eats rice for a livin'.
1973-79 X-cars (Nova, Apollo, Ventura, Skylark, Phoenix): Not
as traditional as a musclecar, and still with a Chevelle-esque lineage,
while these cars are mostly smog laden, and a little heavy, due to the
use of energy absorbers in the bumpers. 1975-79 cars share the same front
suspension with the 1970-81 Camaro/Firebird, and the basic motor found
in these cars is a Chevrolet six or small block. 1973/74 cars have
been forgotten, but many of the front suspension components interchange
with the 1967-69 Camaro. Keep in mind that parts restorers do not
stock replacement parts for the later X-cars, which has been a bad rep
for many years now, since there is no demand or availability.
1973-77 A-cars: Not considered by traditionalists (due to their heavier
weight, and obnoxious styling as opposed to the traditional and respected
1964-72s), and often serve as low-dollar iron. Suspension components interchange
with 1977-96 GM full framed RWDs. Considered a worthless POS and
non-muscle, but don't count on it. The marques that defined the original
musclecar (e.g. GTO, GSX, 442, and SS) have been desecrated when the 1973
A-car was introduced, and later became "mud" with the public (a la Corvair).
Second (1970-81) and Third Generation (1982-92) F-cars (Camaro/Firebird):
The
1974-81 versions of the F-car are still a dime-a-dozen to locate, but with
heavier bracketry for the bumpers for 1974 and newer F-cars. Like other
disco-era classics, the motor is choked. Note: there are also
some desirable 3rd generation (1982-92) F-cars, and the "cheapie" special
with a 4-banger, V6, or 305 can be fixed up, or serve as a good starting
point for a fuelie V8 swap. Currently, the F-car, along with the
Mustang, are the only remaining U.S.-built musclecars still in production.
I don't sell crack or gang-bang. It's a 1983 Hurst/Olds 15th Anniversary,
and this ain't no G-ride for all U wannabe gang-bangers.
1978-88 GM intermediates (A/G
bodies): Base models of the A/G car are still easier to locate,
and 1978-88 versions are still out there. Often referred to as descendants
of what used to be big cars. Easily prone to theft and carjackings
for 1978-88 models, since these cars are common with the FBI's Top 10 "Most
Stolen Vehicles" List.
1964-72 A-cars: include base models of the popular musclecar
brethren (Chevelle 300 series of 1964-69 vintage, Buick Special, Olds F-85
to 1970, and Pontiac Tempest to 1970) and their upscale models (Malibu,
Skylark, Cutlass, and LeMans) make good street machines. The 2-door
hardtops are worth more (an average of $1500 -- 5000), but other bodystyles
(pickup, SW, and sedan) are out there. Note: the base, stripped-down
2-door versions (Chevelle 300, series, Buick Special, Olds F85, and Pontiac
Tempest) of these cars are pillared coupes, except for the 1968/69 Chevelle
300 Deluxe hardtop (as well as the other base BOP A-body 2-doors), which
looks like a low-dollar Malibu hardtop, but with fewer factory options,
like a rubber floormat, manual tranny, six cylinder, and manual steering.
One note: the upscale models like a Malibu, Skylark, LeMans, and
Cutlass will also serve as a good alternative, but if you have a fat pocket
like Don King or Donald Trump, completed street machines (those with paint
jobs and nice rims) are worth the same as a used Sport-Ute, like an S-10
Blazer or used pickup truck. Not a dime-a-dozen to find, and expect a $2000+
figure.
We
ain't partners, we ain't brothers, and we ain't friends, and if you want
to be a Mack Daddy with my Caddy, you'd be SORRY you ever met me!
Full size GM land yachts: These cars are common with inner city
youths, and often, dirt cheap. Chevrolets are common (e.g. low riders),
but a lesser degree for the other BOP divisions (e.g. deuce and a quarter).
1960-69 Corvairs:
Need
I say more? These are the only classics (the Volks-Chevy) of the
sixties that have a low resale value, but ignore the Ralph Nader hype.
H-cars: this include the Vega/Monza (the GMswagen), but these
cars can handle a Small Block Chevrolet conversion. These cars (of 1975-80
vintage) served as the basic platform of the remaining RWD GMs being produced,
which include the 1993-present (GEN 4) Camaro/Firebird.
*Nova images courtesy of Don Seributra (a.k.a. H5O), 1999. Feel
free to use the Nova images or any of the pics on this page, but DO NOT
download any other images from my other web
publications. I wouldn't take anyone to court for copyright infringement.