Mood: chillin'
A Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome,
Smart and strong,
One whose "Willy" is thick and long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call,
He won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
So when I spend his cash
He won't be annoyed,
One who pulls out my chair
& opens my door,
Massages my back
& begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man
Who'll make love to my Mind,
Knows just what to say
When I ask,
"How big's my behind"?
One who'll make love
Til my body's a twitchin',
In the hall,
The shower,
The garden and kitchen,
I pray that this man
Will love me no end,
And never attempts
To screw my best friend,
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Shit Head
You sent me instead!!!!!!
Amen