Kyle's Ultimate Paintball Page
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I, Kyle Kaptain, have made this sight in dedication to my favorite senselessly violent sport of paintball
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The following are my favorite paint ball strategies:

  • Rush like mad in the beginning then wait for them to get 20 feet away before lighting them up
  • shooting over your teammate's heads running backwards and screaming (it almost worked once!)
  • rushing up to people with a bunker in between you and him
  • rig el-chepo bunkers before the game so they fall down when hit from your side
  • If only one man is left, and you have a full auto gun just hold him down with paint, walk up to the bunker he's behind and bunker him!

    The Best Guns


    1. Spyder Compact- with a Boo-Yah ELCD triggerframe, all the pros have one, like myself
    2. Dark Angel- just the title of having one is a good enough reason to get one
    3. Matrix- the lightest trigger pull money can buy, perfect for pro-style tournament play
    4. Dark Cocker- great range and accuracy; looks pretty tight too, good for tournaments
    5. Wee-Wah (aka Epic)- some may argue it's not a very good gun, but the cool sound it makes is good enough for me
    6. E-Mag-great trigger pull, computerized, and looks cool
    7. Automag RT- Very good tournament gun (as long as you have nitro), but has a reputation for chopping balls
    8. Tippman Flatline- With nitro, you can hit almost anything on the course with its wicked range, and since it's a model 98' at heart, it's extremely reliable.
    9. Bushmaster- fair begging-level electronic gun
    10. Talon- behold the ultimate paintball power in your hands, for the competitive price of 39.99

    How to Build Your own Course

    Finding a good sight
     Look for these things when choosing a location for your course:
    • If you dont own your own property to build your course on, (most don't) find an area tha has long since been abandoned, and not visible by any roads for people to complain
    • Try to build it by nearby junk-dump sights. This has two bonuses. One is the constant dumping of junk will supply your course with endless material for bunkers (ie. old matresses, plywood, sofas oil barrels containing toxic waste...). The other is, if whomever does own it does nothing about the junk dumping, he probably won't care if you're there.
    • Make shure you have an easy way of getting there! A secluded area is nice, but it's not worth it if the path there is a five mile hike through southern Brazil (ATV's and dirt bikes help loads!).
    • Find somewhere with variety. Woods are good, but with too much of them, no one finds each other, which makes games take too long. Clearings are good for speedball bunkers, but no woods can get boring. A blend of these is needed for a good course (banks and creeks are tight too).
    Getting Building Supplies
     Some ways to get building stuff:
    • one of the most important materials for a good courseis pallets pallets and more pallets! Lows, Home Depo, and other hardware stores usualy throw away anwhere from 50 to 75 of these every week. Just get someone with a van to pull up and you can take as many as you want!
    • more coming...



    Wee-Wah!
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    Challange your paintball skills is the adrenaline pumping, edge of your seat action game of VIRTUAL PAINTBALL!

    My favorite course is one near me. Check it out at Twisted Texas.com
    My favorite place to buy paintball stuff online is at PaintballGear.com
    Take a look at my friend's sight at www.angelfire.com/tx5/jeffspaintball




    Note: this sight is by no way affiliated with that of Nathan Miller, a friend of mine who has the paintball skills equivalent to that of a deranged howler monkey on Prozac and whose gun could not hit the broad side of Ms. Wedgeworth.