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your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a
poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent--Education ruined me. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where trains stop. On my desk, I have a work station...what more can I say... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours. God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends. When two's company, three's the result! |